If I were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
By the time that you read this, Tangles will be 28 years old. Or 28 years young!! (Oh mirth)
I am sitting here trying to write something about it being my birthday. I don’t really have much to say. Last year was a bit shitty, in all honestness, which gave me the shits because the year before had been a bit shitty too and I had thought that I had left the shits far behind me.
About two years ago I saw a fortune teller on a shitty work do on a boat in Sydney harbour. Having already seen about 200 other boring IT professionals, this old bint had about the freshness of cabbage around the bins at the back of Coles, but she did say that the next two years would be a bit shitty BUT that I should look forward to about this time in two years, which turns out to be about now. Well, I don’t normally go in for that sort of stuff, but what do you know. I am having a whale of a time and my happiness readings are off the charts (well, my charts at least).
So, well done me and well done to all those around me who have put up and shut up with my ups and downs over the years. I hope to repay in full and then again some all the kindness and love and puppy dogs and moonshine…
Sorry got a little carried away.
Happy birthday me!!
I am sitting here trying to write something about it being my birthday. I don’t really have much to say. Last year was a bit shitty, in all honestness, which gave me the shits because the year before had been a bit shitty too and I had thought that I had left the shits far behind me.
About two years ago I saw a fortune teller on a shitty work do on a boat in Sydney harbour. Having already seen about 200 other boring IT professionals, this old bint had about the freshness of cabbage around the bins at the back of Coles, but she did say that the next two years would be a bit shitty BUT that I should look forward to about this time in two years, which turns out to be about now. Well, I don’t normally go in for that sort of stuff, but what do you know. I am having a whale of a time and my happiness readings are off the charts (well, my charts at least).
So, well done me and well done to all those around me who have put up and shut up with my ups and downs over the years. I hope to repay in full and then again some all the kindness and love and puppy dogs and moonshine…
Sorry got a little carried away.
Happy birthday me!!
posted by tangles at 2:53 AM
8 Comments:
For she's a stinky old woman,
For she's a stinky old woman,
For she's a stinky old wo-oo-man...
A sausage on a bus.
A sausage on a bus,
A sausage on a bus...
Happy Birthday Chia!!
Happeeee Birthday!!
Is the moonshine of the drinkable kind?
Happy Birthday, mad 'os!
Happy birfday Tangles!
I think in Assyrian mythology 2007 is the 'Year of the Chia' so you're in for a good year.
Happy Birthday Chia :) Sounds like you having a grand old time in blighty.
Hey hey Lady!
Said it before and will say it again - wholeheartedly concur with all said above, including, but not limited to, the stinky/mad comments.
Have a great one, Chicken - cluck cluck.
xxx
Happy Birthday!
May your day be chockas with awesomeness.
Sugar high!!!!!!!!!!
Cakes, cakes and more cakes!! Including, but not limited to, the bum from a chocolate caterpillar! Woooweee!
Thanks everyone for your well wishings!
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