Mushaboom.
I gotta girl crush on Feist. Here is a picture. At least, I guess, if I am to get a girl crush it is nice that she is photogenic. Feist, by the way, wrote the track Mushaboom which has me wandering around intoning, “mushaboom … mushaboom… " a lot.
Last night I went to an “industry event”. The pizza was very nice, the wine was plentiful, the night was late, and the headache predictable.
At the event was a weird german clown and a man making pizza. Both of them, rather than performing as such, wandered around teaching people their craft. Maybe they wanted out. An overheard phone conversation went something like this;
Man, “Yes… there is a funny German clown and a man making pizza”.
Friend, “Are you on acid”.
Man, “No… I just work in the IT industry”.
Last night I rediscovered my slightly startling ability to juggle. I have always been surprised by my talent cause I have never practiced juggling. I just picked up three oranges when I was in high school and thought, "Juggle". And up they went. I remembered this sometime during uni (Mat, do you remember me throwing oranges around the flat?) and it worked again. Last night, pissed, I remembered I could juggle and said to clown, "Here. Give me them". He obliged. I had a brief moments panic thinking, “Chia … you can’t actually juggle”. But then I just thought, “JUGGLE” and up they went. Always a surprising talent, that one. I must have been a clown in a former life. Or at least, very silly. Actually, what am I talking about. That is this life!! Oh dear. I am confused again. I think I am channelling a late great aunt who was demented.
Bon voyage.
posted by tangles at 12:20 PM
6 Comments:
I think I just coded html telepathically. I have wanted the text to go black but couldn’t work out which bit referred to the text and, furthermore, what the code for black was (all other colour changes have been achieved by randomly typing numbers). But now, without any frigging, voila! The text is black! Hurrah! Not sure what I will do if it changes back again, though.
I would have thought that if you didn't present a colour code the default would be black? Black being generally stronger than all the other races, urrrr, I mean colours.
Poor, tormented oranges.
With a superpower like that, you should, like, join the X-Men or something.
Don't be too worried about your girl crush, she looks kinda like a man anyway.
Ceedy : Not sure if I agree/follow. I think that if you didn't say what colour the text was, there would just be burning holes all over the screen.
Sir Cock : Those oranges had it coming to them.
Ian Esq : Yes. And if ever the world was attacked by a fleet of oranges I would really rise to the occasion.
Lil Bro : What? No I think she looks like a sexy nymph. But then again, I am a woman and I do have a certain penchant for humans with balls, so it is possible that I am heterosexually attracted to her masculine side while being blindsided by her feminine charms.
Man. And I thought I was confused yesterday.
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