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I have a couple of new nicknames. You can choose to call me;
-> tangles
-> limpy
-> Miss Broken Toe
-> Miss “Way to play touch football drunk with no shoes, come arse up and nearly twist your toe off” O'Reilly
-> Miss “Grumpy, yoga-disabled, x-ray-ed, swollen blue toe, hung over and shitty” O'Reilly
Yep – any of the above now suit me to a “T”.
It was an eventful and rather tragic weekend that spilled over onto Monday due to the need to visit the doctor to repair damage done on Saturday (you can measure how good or bad a weekend was by the repair work necessary, I think).
Weekend prognosis;
-> Doctor says yoga not likely for at least a month
-> X-ray man says toe is not actually broken, although tendons could be dodgy
-> Housemates, friends, and work colleagues say, “Eeeeeew!!!”, “That looks NASTY!”, “Get it away from me!”, “Put some goddamn ice on it”, and other expressions of similar intent.
-> I say, well at least I have learnt an important lesson – don’t play touch foot ball with no shoes on drunk, albeit a searingly obvious lesson that you think would have come along as a free corrolory to other important lessons leant in the past (such as, “don’t take acid, drink loads of beer, and go rock hopping along the beach in the middle of the night” learnt nigh over two years ago).
-> tangles
-> limpy
-> Miss Broken Toe
-> Miss “Way to play touch football drunk with no shoes, come arse up and nearly twist your toe off” O'Reilly
-> Miss “Grumpy, yoga-disabled, x-ray-ed, swollen blue toe, hung over and shitty” O'Reilly
Yep – any of the above now suit me to a “T”.
It was an eventful and rather tragic weekend that spilled over onto Monday due to the need to visit the doctor to repair damage done on Saturday (you can measure how good or bad a weekend was by the repair work necessary, I think).
Weekend prognosis;
-> Doctor says yoga not likely for at least a month
-> X-ray man says toe is not actually broken, although tendons could be dodgy
-> Housemates, friends, and work colleagues say, “Eeeeeew!!!”, “That looks NASTY!”, “Get it away from me!”, “Put some goddamn ice on it”, and other expressions of similar intent.
-> I say, well at least I have learnt an important lesson – don’t play touch foot ball with no shoes on drunk, albeit a searingly obvious lesson that you think would have come along as a free corrolory to other important lessons leant in the past (such as, “don’t take acid, drink loads of beer, and go rock hopping along the beach in the middle of the night” learnt nigh over two years ago).
posted by tangles at 12:55 PM
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IBM: Future Of Social Networks
IBM held a media event this morning in Cambridge, MA on the future of social networks.
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Why is this blog spam so random? Are they simply trying to confuse and confound us? Why oh why with the "quality assurance highway construction"? Argh.
I dont know... i really dont. It gives me serious haemarrhoids. Perhaps thats part of their strategy... hit you with a shitload of random spam, cause some sort of ailment (in my case haemarrhoids), watch for the blogger to complain of their ailment on their blog, and then spam them with a product that is designed to cure said ailment. My thoughts anyways.
mine are always relevent - i often lie on my foam mattresses listening to christian rock, whilst dreaming of immigrating to Canada (ey), thanks blog spammers.
Poor Chicken's foot (and not just at Yum Cha). Injuries enhance mojo in 9/10 cases (info from a random survey i just made up).
Hope you feel better soon, although a hobble is greatly underused skill in this age of modern medicine and polio eradication.
tah tah.
big email in your inbox.
xxx
PS: in the way of nicknames, I don't like 'Limpy' half so much as 'Stinky', so can I call you that?
Chia, I think KT was suggesting you have chicken feet.
I think that KT was also suggesting that I am a bit "on the nose". KT is not in her most flattering mode, me thinks, although I am keen to try out the mojo enhancing attributes of blue swollen toes. Friday night look out! I'ma limpin attcha!
Terribly sorry to hear about your broken foot. However, this is one bit of news I heard on the phone before I read it on the internets! The phone IS FIGHTING BACK.
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